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What to write on your sisters birthday card funny. Great sisters like you are impossible to find. I believe this new year of your life will you the wonderful things in your life. Delighted Birthday celebration you old softyWelcome to the curmudgeonly years you crusty old bastard youHappy Birthday celebration to a relic from a lost eraI was going to make fun of you on your birthday celebration.

Wishing you many more candles and a great big cake to fit them all on. 30 Common Birthday Wishes for Your Sister. Here are 100 hilarious quote ideas for DIY funny birthday cards.

If you write it yourself not only does it give the card that extra-special feel but they might actually think you came up with the quote on your own. Thanks for all of the hugs. Funny Birthday Message for sister.

I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming for your birthday but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. Im so glad that God gave me a sister like you.

A thrilling life filled with fun and great discoveries and wonderful surprises is all I want for you on this special day. Birthday calories only count 20. Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister.

What to say in your birthday message for sister. From childhood giggles to our crazy-busy grown-up lives I cant imagine going through life without you. I am glad I was able to be your little brothersister because I was able to learn from all of your mistakes.

Celebrating a lifetime of sweet happy hilarious memories and looking forward to more adventures. Have a great birthday. The local fire department has been put on alert so we believe now is the time to light the birthday candles on your cake wow quite a collection.

A hilarious tribute funny birthday wishes for your sister funny birthday messages for your sister happy birthday to someone totally awesome gorgeous funny and sort of reminds me of myself you are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me 136 birthday wishes texts and quotes for sisters holidappy find the right words to say to your sister on her birthday with a list of sweet and funny messages to choose from funny birthday wishes for sister birthday wishes and your. If I am told to choose another sister I would still pick you. I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age.

On this special day forget your diet and eat all the cake you want. I probably hate you having birthdays. I wish that you have the most fantastic Birthday ever.

Hope your birthday is more fun than THAT TIME WE DROVE OUT TO AMISH COUNTRY AND GOT LOST FOR 4 HOURS. Some say that age is just a number. I am glad you were born before me.

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows. Have a blast on your birthday. Have fun but dont PARTY SO HARD YOU DRIVE YOUR RIDING MOWER DOWNTOWN LIKE YOUR BROTHER.

Nobody can give a hug quite like a sister. Youve always had an amazing way of making things better easier and more fun. Hope your day is even sweeter than YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER RACHELS SMILES AND YOUR SISTER SUSIES CASSATA CAKEIF THATS EVEN POSSIBLE.

Im looking forward to celebrating many more birthdays by your side. I care about you a lot because its a scary world out there for someone as crazy dumb and wild as you. Dear Sis happy birthday.

Happy Happy Birthday sister. Youll be even older next year. To the best most wonderful most loving sister in the world on her birthday and every day.

I know how sensitive old folks are about their age. If anyone calls you old hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them. I hope the future holds more happiness joys surprises and good times for us to share.

Happy Birthday to Mom and Dads second favorite child. Since its your birthday Ill let you leave the lights on. Have a cherished day on which you born years ago a sister always be yourself but not too much please thats not affordable.

Guess who is the first Good birthday gifts can be hard to find. I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world naked and screaming. No matter how old we get youll always be my big brothersister.

Look on the bright side. Happy birthday to the most badass sister ever. The most special sister deserves the most special birthday.

Everything important that I learned I have learned from you. 1Happy birthday to my incredible great stunning and super-attractive sister.